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I have been waiting for weeks for my UGG slippers to arrive...just in time for the next deep freeze this week....yikes...estimated temps: 12 degrees farhenhite...I wear a US size 8.5...size chart said to order a 1/2 size down..so, ordered an 8....HUGE!!!!! HUGE!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't there some kind of governmental committee to organize a universal shoe sizing guide....side bar...jeans....I hate jean sizing...Whatever happened to the size 2's...and on bad days; the size 4's....Now I bring everything from a size 25 to 32 into the fitting room with me, only to leave empty handed or di-indigoed, jeanless, BLUE!!! Remind me to elaborate on my bad jeanetic pool...should I blame my mother for my abnormal jeans? I have spent tooooo much time in the fitting room trying on True Religions....I have yet to fit my body into those, all prayers aside...but now........................ shoes...yes even UGGS!!! I mean, every respectable 13 year old has atleast 1 pair of UGG boots...not too mention UGG slippers which I see donned with, are you ready? Pajamas....yes, everywhere from the grocery store to the mall to the library...young girls dressed for day in flannel pajama bottoms and UGGS (slippers and boots)!!!!!!!!! I often wonder....do their mothers know what they are wearing....only to see mom trotting along with them in the frozen food isle...wearing her UGG boots and True Religion jeans.....argh....I am boring even myself...seems I could use a little lift....hmmmm too much information....note to self...elaborate on that topic on the ABYCATGIRL PLASTIC SURGERY blog...for now...I am done bitching...I will try not to lose sleep over the 2 pieces of banana bread I ate for desert...note to self ....whole Xanax tonight....ship UGGS back tomorrow...order size 7. Better 7 as a shoe size and not a dress size.....